Sunday, February 22, 2009

Madea!

Madea Goes to Jail 
I must admit I haven't been as entertained by Tyler Perry's movies as I have the plays, but this movie is worth it. This movie is as good as the play, and that's a lot to say, lol. But don't think just because you say the play then you don't have to see the movie, because the story lines are completely different. Smart move Mr. Tyler Perry! 

"After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea fin front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. A gleeful Joe couldn't be happier at Madea's misfortune. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Joshua Hardaway is on the fast track to career success. But, Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle--defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington--and asks his fiancée and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. When Candace ends up in jail, Madea befriends the young woman, protecting her in a "motherly" way as only Madea can."

And the best parts of “Madea Goes to Jail” — in which the law catches up with this uncompromising, unruly matriarch — are her muttering, motormouthed harangues. The rest of it is a fairly clumsy tale of sin and redemption, involving a young assistant district attorney (Derek Luke) whose impending marriage to a colleague (Ion Overman) is disrupted when he runs across a childhood friend (the former “Cosby Show” moppet Keshia Knight Pulliam) fallen into a life of prostitution and addiction. Mr. Luke and Viola Davis, who plays a minister, are superb actors (Ms. Pulliam is pretty good, too), and at times their intensity is almost too much for the movie, making the transitions from raw emotion to silly humor all the more jarring.

There are a couple unexpected twists here and there, but the rest of the movie is pretty much predictable. Go check it out and let me know what you think!
I'm just real curious to see what movie Tyler Perry will come out with next? Can we all say it together? MEET THE BROWNS!!!! 

Saturday, February 21, 2009

100 thruths! (Thanks Jacki) I made up 52 lol

001. Real name → Joseph Joshua W
002. Nickname(s) → Joey, JJ, JoJo, Joshie, Prince Charming
003. Zodiac sign → Aquarius
004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → Bridge Street Prepatory School 
006. Middle School → Ronald Edmunds Learning Center (I.S. 113)
007. High School → Boys and Girls High School
008. Hair color → Brown
009. Long or short → Short
010. Loud or Quiet → Hahaha. depends, lol.
011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans if I'm going out.
012. Phone or Camera → Phone
013. Health freak → no
014. Drink or Smoke? → Drink
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yesssssss. Lol.
016. Eat or Drink → Drink
017. Piercings → 2
018. Tattoos → 0

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane→ Yes
020. Been in a relationship → Yes
021. Been in a car accident → Yes...
022. Been in a fist fight → NOPE!

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Ear
024. First best friend → Kiel Milliman
025. First award → ..can't remember
026. First crush → Haha. Ashley.. Johnson I think her name was
027. First kiss → No idea, lol.
028. First trip → D.C.

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Keegan
030. Last person you texted → Jay
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Kyle/Ronnie
032. Last food you ate → Pan Se Yil (THAI FOOD!)
033. Last movie you watched → Moulin Rouge
034. Last song you listened to → Freeze T-Pain and CB
035. Last thing you bought → Juice?
036. Last person you hugged → Karl

Fav's
037. Food → Potato Salad
038. Drinks → Apple Juice of Sprite
039. Clothing → Can't have enough T-shirts
040. Books → Tom Clancy or Animorphs!
041. Music → R&B, altrock, dance
042. Flower → Rose?
043. Singer → I love Britney till the day I die
044. Movies→ Fight Club
045. Positions → Ride me!
046. Subjects → English


047. Kissed in the snow→ Yes
048. Celebrate Halloween→ Yes
049. Had your heart broken→ Yes...I think so, lol
050. Went over the minutes on your cell phone→ Yes, lol
051. Someone questioned your sexual orientation→ Of course...they always think I'm straight @ first, lol.
052. Lied to someone→ Yep
053. Gotten into fight→ Nope, lol. I'm a good boy!
054. Had a transformation→ Lol, I think I'm always changing.
055. Done something you've regretted→ Nah...it's a lesson learned.
056. Broke a promise→ Probably but not intentionally
057. Hid a secret→ Yes
058. Pretended to be happy→ Yes
059. Met someone who changed your life→ YESSS Victor! lol.
060. Pretended to be sick→ Yes
061. Left the country→ Yes, and I wanna leave again!
062. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it→ YES!
063. Cried over the silliest thing→ Nah, don't think so.
064. Ran a mile→ Yeah...very ambitious! 
065. Went to the beach with your best friend(s)→ Nope actually I haven't..  maybe in 09
066. Stayed single the whole year→ I plan to now. But I have before.

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing...unfortunately
068. Drinking → Nothing
069. I'm about to → Look up movie times for TK
070. Listening to → Hitman on tv
071. Plans for today → MOVIESSS
072. Waiting for → Someone to hire me

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Yessir 
074. Want to get married? → I don't know
075. Careers in mind → I want to work with kids...like a guidance counselor or something
076. Lips or eyes→ Lips!
077. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
078. Romantic or Spontaneous → Romantic
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach
080. Sensitive or loud→ Sensitive
081. Hook-up or relationship → Neither right now, lol
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant→ trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts →Yes
084. Ran away from home → Nah
085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → Nope not a real one anyway
086. Killed somebody → Lol....sometimes I wish...and to not be caught
087. Broken someone's heart → I guess..
088. Been arrested → Yes
089. Cried when someone died → Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Of course, even if no one else will
091. Miracles → Yes
092. Love at first sight → Lust at first sight
093. Heaven → Yes, it would suck if it didn't really exist
094. Santa Claus → There was a St. Nicholas
095. Sex on the first date → Nah...
096. Kiss on the first date → If I like you...yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → It's coming along. Not there yet
099. Do you believe in God → Yes

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people → no need to tag

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Frienship...

As of lately a good number of the people around me have been going through friendship woes. If it's friends one day and enemies the other, or if they both just decide to walk away from the relationship, what happens next? Easy if it's only both parties involved, but what happens if there's another person left? A third person... almost trapped in the middle. 


Case 1
In a trio of friends, it's most difficult when two decide that there's nothing left in the friendship and now the said 3rd person has to designate time for each friend...because the other two can't stand to look at each other. It's almost as if it were a marriage and the parents get divorced and the judge makes the child pick who he wants to stay with. How am I supposed to pick? Even though I'm closer to one more than I am with the other, I'm still friends with the other. Should I just fall back and let our whole trifecta fall apart? Did it already? What does it take for two people who have been friends for years to just up and decide that they have nothing in common and that they will no longer be friends?


Case 2
What happens when you meet someone through your friend. You become cool people, but if the other two have a falling out and the one who you became cool with decides to cut off all ties and leaves you in the past also. What is that to say about the friendship you thought you were developing? Was it real? Well said person and I don't speak anymore. I kind of think that's messed up on his part.


What you think?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Life as a Musical

So I was riding the train last night listening to my ipod and I kept thinking to myself "what would happen if this was a musical?" Would people really jump out of their seats and start singing and dancing to a tune? Lol. 

So here is my idea: Why can't we do it? Just like ImprovEverywhere can plan something like that, why can't we? We don't have to sing or anything like that (the first time). What would happen if everyone got up and just started dancing on the train to a boombox? Like have people dressed in whatever they want. Suits, street clothes, whatever.... enter the car at different doors, some sit, some stand. Then just randomly, music starts playing and all of a sudden people get up and start dancing. But a routine, not just random dancing. OMG, that would be so hot, lololol. I really want people to do this. But it can't be like the train scene from Step Up 2 (No freestyling allowed). Lol. Strictly choreographed routines!

Who's down?

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Betrayal

You never really know who your true friends are until you have your back turned. It's when you're not looking that the true fangs come out. I never expected people who I considered to be close to me to outright betray me like that, but I can't say I'm too surprised. I mean, now that I think about it, look at who they are and who they hang out with. That shit is so pathetic and little, I can't do anything but shake my head. It's honestly really sad that they would resort to something like that. I just realize that OUR friendship does not mean as much to you as it used to...or did it ever? Can you honestly say you were ever really my friend?

Welp, we live, we learn, and we move on. Pardon my back as I walk away.
Have a nice life... wish you the best.
RIP